In and Out

I’m in and out of here so quick you’re libel to miss me!

In reference to being in and out of the building.

Wipe it off….

Make sure you wipe that thing off before you stick it in there….

 

In reference to cleaning a dirty iPhone before sticking it in a case

Kool Aid

If you don’t got some kool aid, there is gonna be a problem!

 

A conversation I overheard while eating at Big Momma’s.

CSI Miami Fail

From an episode of CSI Miami:

I’m going to create a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the killer’s IP address.

Right….

Oh My Hot Pocket

 

“Pull it out before it squirts out the end…”

- Someone microwaving a hot pocket in the break room

“Pull it out before it squirts out the end…”
- Someone microwaving a hot pocket in the break room.

Tech support nightmare

Okay so if you would right click on My Computer and click on Properties. Silence… You mean click on the R!?!

Who Said?!?!

User to IT person:

User: I have a teleconference tomorrow. You gonna move my phone out of the way and plug in this speakerphone?

IT: No, it’s ok; just unplug your current phone and plug in the speakerphone. It will work.

User: Who said?

IT: Who said what?

User: Who said?

IT: I said!

User to IT Member #2: Is that true?

IT Member #2: Uh, yeah.

User to IT Member #1: You’d better be glad I…. Never mind.

User: *Walks off in disbelief, ranting all the way down the hallway*

The novice webmail user said…

Do you know what they did!? They got into my mail. Well how did they do that? I gave them my password…

The novice user said…

Why does my phone go dut dut dut when I try to dial?